And here are the lines!

"Love is like a boil it festers in the brain and brakes in the ass"

"Hi! Dudette"

"Hey Are you in there??"

"I'am recovering from the overtime back-lash."

"If it feels good do-it."

"A physical love is better then an emotional love anyday and it cause's less head-aches and it feels alot better."

"Hey you sound a little chafed, is there anything that we can do to take care of this?"

"If you don't tell us, we will stop putting 50 hits a day each on your webpage!

"What can't get up, can't get out."

"Never take anything serious that is poked at you in fun!"

"Don't hold my ears! I know what I'm doing!"

"They could screw up a one car funeral."

"You are a trip, and you don't even have to leave the farm."

"Life's a bitch, then you marry one"

"Just think if she knew you were a good-looking redhead! :)"

"It's me, back from the dead, working more and enjoying it less."

"The new computer is out and about, Yes my electric son running the web., and it cooks."

"Just call It Ralph!!!:)"

"The Way to a man's heart is not through his stomach."

"Knock!Knock! Guess Who??-----------------You got it, Muskie"

"I think I am getting a cold. The doctor said to take two redheads and call him in the morning!"

"They call me Muskie because Hell hath no fury like Muskie!!!"

"My mind went out looking for my brain!"

"Me, I'm as clean as the snow!"

"I got too much RAM on this brain!!!"

Thanks for everything Muskie!

Updated 5/3/97

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